Characters

Blaine Anderson = ch: i’ve performed at theme parks

~This is seriously one of my favorite Blaine lines ever. Never fails to make me laugh.

Rachel Berry = ch: give her a dollar

~Favorite Rachel line ever. Laughed my ass off when this played in the promo for HOTS

Mike Chang = ch: check yes with a flourish

~Because when Kurt was running for president, Mike Chang waltzed into that booth and checked his name (with a flourish) without any thought required. Love Mike.

Burt Hummel = ch: you gotta let me tell Blaine

~Paraphrasing because the original quote is too long but THIS WAS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER. BLAINE IS A HUDMEL, EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME.

Noah Puckerman = ch: nice star wars sheets

~This is seriously one of my favorite Puck lines ever. I should probably pick one from season 2 because that’s when I adore him the most but this line made me lol so hard, it’s not even funny

Will Schuester = ch: stop speaking

~I think Rachel spoke for everyone when she kicked his chair in Purple Piano Project….

Sebastian Smythe = ch: Ben Smith

~based off an inside joke between me and Lauren that Seb’s real name is Ben Smith and he’s from Pairs, Texas and he lies because he wants to seem worldly and sophisticated. 

Ships (romantic)

Klaine = otp: perfect

~Because they are. Because they love each other more than anything and they support each other and they have healthy conversations about their needs and desires and I have never loved a pairing more. Also, because they sing it to each other in the car. 

Puckleberry = otp: bring it

~Because in Mash-Up, Puck was all quitting the football team and taking the slushies and he said this to Rachel, right after he and Rachel had their chat and ALL THE PUCKLEBERRY FEELS.

Finchel = ship: why is that T-rex eating that Jew?

~Does this really need explanation?

Ships (non-romantic)

Anderberry = siblings: twin esp

~Because in my head, Blaine and Rachel are always twins and isn’t this something Rachel would constantly allude to?

Bike Chanderson = brotp: secret handshakes

~*insert gif I have of their secret handshake during Control in HOTS* You know they spent forever practicing that. Best. Friends. Forever.

Furt = siblings: brothers from another mother

~Again, explanation?

Kumbros = siblings: it’s totally going to happen

~I like to make everyone siblings and I decided on Kurt and Sam and Lauren made a photo for me that says “Stop trying to make Kumbros happen. It’s never going to happen” ala Mean Girls. Thus the tag. (cuz it is).

People

Darren Criss = person: i ain’t tell you shit son

~The best Darren interview. Ever. 

Grant Gustin = person: i can read

~He was on some morning show and they let him read the prompter and he basically shouted this is triumph when he was done and I just love GG okay?

Chord Overstreet = person: never stop tweeting

~Chord needs to tweet for the rest of his life ABOUT the rest of his life, okay? “having trouble breathing lol”